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Betty's Bio

Who is CrzyBetty?
Just who is she??
Is she real?
Does she really have big feet?

Yeppers people... Crzybetty is real! She does have big feet...and she is here for you!

NAME: Crzy Betty Jones
AGE: 27
HAIR COLOR:  Depends on if i have any that day
SHOE SIZE:  Big baby... really big!
HEIGHT/WEIGHT:  5 foot 10 inches of  squishy love Baby!!

What type of work do you do?
I am in the midget trading business. I buy and sell midgets to the locals for their pleasure. I do make sure that no midgets are harmed and I do check on them. I believe they should be molested not poked!!

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
When I take a break from midget trading I like to sit back and relax. I'll go to a local mall dressed up like a little school girl and tease all the old men with a lolly pop. Sometimes I'll do that at walmart too.

What is an ideal First Date to you?
My ideal First date would not be visiting you in jail. I did that once..and it is just so hard to get any alone time!

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
it was a tragic accident... I never knew rainbows were that heavy!

What is your fantasy vacation?
My fantasy is to be covered head to toe with.... ohhhh you said vacation... i'm not sure about that one anymore......... mmmmmmm covered head to toe with...

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
My last vacation I went to the woods and got all dirty. Damn those snipe huts!!

What is your academic background?
I went to school.. I even graduated! I went to college... i did all that stuff. Don't worry...i'm not a dumb gal... They gave me my brain back from science class.

What do you find attractive in people you are trying to date?
ohhhh Personality...ohhhh Personality. Quick! name the movie this song is in..."you are never fully dressed with out a smile...." I like people that smile!!!!!

What do others do that irritate you?
Don't try and play me for the fool.

What do you think is your best quality?
My...ohhh Personality..ohhhh Personality! woohoooo

What are your religious views?
Bob the talking cow!!!!

Where do you see yourself in 3 years?
I hope to improve my midget trading skills

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I would like a chain of midget trading stores!

What are your lifelong goals?
To get married, have kids and own my own sand box

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I would just like to thank the academy for this award...and my blah blah blah blah blah

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