So here is my great and lovely
advice. You can either sit and read it or click
here to listen to it.
naughty with “taken” guys always remember to have a wide variety of
soap around. You never know what brand they will need to use to
wash off the evidence.
- Try to avoid
men with extreme fetishes. I had one that had a smoking fetish
and he almost got off at the site of me smoking a ciggy. That
will teach me to be a chain smoker....
- Never go out
with guys still hook on their ex girl friends. If you do always
remember the sex you have with them will never be as good as the sex
they had with their ex girlfriends. They never stick around long.
while having sex can be entertaining but can also cause confusion if
someone is walking past the room. Always lock the door.
- When Fooling
around with taken men it is always best to have yourself a code
name. How do you think I became known as Betty?
- It is a good
idea to nick name the men in your life. Kinda like your own
code name it keeps things simple and safe.
- If a guy is
willing to be seen in outside with you in the daylight he is a keeper,
if he keeps his encounters with you under the night sky lose him.
- Always ask
ahead of time if you are going to be a daytime friend or a nigh time
- Watch out
for the guys that like to fool around while they have free time from
work. They always tend to wake you up too early in the
- There should
be a law that booty calls are from the hours of 11am - 3am .
Anything before or after that time is just not acceptable.
- Any many
that gives you a pic of themselves to remember them should be someone
to try and forget.
- Before you
go out with someone write down the ways you would describe their cock
and sex with them. That way you wont be caught off guard when they ask
you how that was.
- Men that try
to talk dirty while having sex have no imagination of their own.
Just fuck them and make them leave.
- In case of
emergency you can always fall back on a box of popsicles. Men
always get turned on by any woman sucking on one of those.
believe any guy that tells you he really likes you. Most of the
time it is just a big lie to get you to sleep with them.
- Just because
a man goes down on you doesn't mean he is special.